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Post  Yehna on Tue Feb 28, 2012 9:32 am

My name is Marc and I am from that big land which name contains 3 A's: Canada. For some of you guys who has no clue where that is, here is a very summary map of North America...
Que la force soit avec vous. Namerica
You can see here the United States of America represented in purple (almost fushia). Now do you see the country in yellow? (not that one, that's El Salvador... the BIG yellow one right next to Alaska) Yay, you found my country! (and yes, we are your hat, but please no comments on Mexico's location and/or color as they might get offended)
Now about me! What to say... I'm french canadian (I know... bonjour poutine tabarnak ''voulez-vous coucher avec moi?'') and because english isn't my first language it might take a while for me to get comfortable with being on teamspeak and don't be surprised if I don't understand what you just said as I might not be familiar with the terminology you just used... and hum... I have 4 chars (all in the Guard): Yeh'na (level 50 jedi consular sage seer), Nimwen (level 36 smuggler gunslinger sharpshooter), Daneel (level 35 jedi knight guardian defense) and Clank (level 25 trooper commando medic)... and hum... having a blank here... so I guess its time for...


1. Where were you 3 hours ago?
2. Who are you in love with?
Any woman who makes me food... that tastes good.
3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?
Why the hell...
4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
Hoped not, but yeah... my sleeping pills. Oh and 2 SNES Kirby Cartridges... well not the cartridges themselves but the Kirbys on them are.
5. When is the last time you went to the mall?
Over a year ago. I hate shopping.
6. Are you wearing socks right now?
7. What is your favorite color?
Blue. Who cares?
8. If you were a Star Wars character, which one would it be?
A more friendly version of Jabba the Hutt.
9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
Last time I went to the movies was to see Inception so... no.
10. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States?
Is the answer 42?
11. What was the last thing you had to drink?
Mountain Dew!
12. What are you wearing right now?
Why the f___ would you want to know that?
13. If you were written about in the newspaper, on the front page, what would the headline say?
Died of Star Wars overdose.
14. Last food that you ate?
Bacon pizza!
15. What kind of people do you dislike?
Douchebags, duckfaces and hypocrites.
16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
Refer to question 5.
17. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
Respawn in 3... 2... 1...
18. What's the last sporting event you watched?
Last game the Montreal Canadians played and the way they are playing this year, they don't deserve me remembering.
19. What is your favorite animal?
The polar bear! ...but then again if you mean ''house animal'' that you can take care of... I guess I'd say a good ol' dog. Petting a bear would be kind of dangerous.
20. Your dream vacation?
Iceland, Denmark, Norway, Sweden, Finland, Ireland, France, Japan then up to the f___ing panet Mars!
21. If you could be a superhero, what would you want your superpowers to be?
Uh, how about having the force and a blue light saber at your side?
22. If you had only six months left to live, what would you do with the time?
Refer to question number 20.
23. Have you been in love?
Well what love I once had is still a better story than Twilight.
24. Do you miss anyone right now?
I miss your mom. We had fun last night. Cool
25. Last play you saw?
Oh boy, now that was a looooong time ago... I think it was a Ronald McDonald play when I was in the 5th grade.
26. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
My mojo, my voice and my expertise in __________. Shocked
27. What are your plans for tonight?
Play Star Wars. What else?
28. Who is the last person you sent a MySpace message or comment?
I never sent any messages through MySpace.
29. If you were a car, what kind would you be?
30. Ever go to camp?
I grew up in the country. F___ camping! Sucks. Hate mosquitoes. Plus no Internet.
31. Were you an honor roll student in school?
32. What do you want to know about the future?
At what point in the history of humanity people won't give a f___ about Nostradamus anymore.
33. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?
I am a man, so f___ no!
34. Are you due sometime this year for a doctor's visit?
Am I due? Yes. Will I go? Yes. Is it free of charge? Yes. Do I like to visit the doctor? No. Waiting 12 hours in a waiting room with the most boring TV programs ever and exactly the same pile of gossip magazines that were there 15 years ago and then when you finally meet the doctor, he prescribes you tylenol and he tells you you should get some rest. Oh Canada...
35. Where is your best friend?
Right now, probably in college.
36. How is your best friend?
I dunno. Crispy? Dafuq...
37. Do you have a tan?
Do I watch Jersey Shore? No.
38. What are you listening to right now?
The sound of silence... and I don't mean the Simon and Garfunkel song.
39. Do you collect anything?
Does bad luck count?
40. Who is the biggest gossiper you know?
Are we there yet...?
41. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over?
That was 6 or 7 years ago in Ottawa. F___ing pig pulled me over just because I had a Québec license plate. Couldn't find anything to arrest me so he let me go. Douche asshole...
42. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw?
What kind of stupid question is that?
43. What does your last text message say?
I think the only message I have ever sent said: ''Bonjour comment ça va?'' (Hi, how are you?). Not a gizmo owner. Never was and hope never will be.
44. Do you like hot sauce?
Depends how hot and on what you put it. Hot wings with blue cheese cream dip, yeah, me likey!
45. What makes you angry?
Beeing camped in WoW by a f___ing horde son of a b____ and Replicator in Directive 7. I will bring you down mudaf___a! I swear on Chuck Norris himself that I will dance on your dead carcass one day. I'll crosscheck you in the face Billy Smith style... Don't know who Billy Smith is? Yeah, well nowadays it's hard to find people who gives a damn about the glorious past of the New York Islanders. Mmmmhhhh.... wings...
46. Do you need to do laundry?
Refer to question 42.
47. What is your heritage?
Uh... I dunno. Would world peace count?
48. Are you someone's best friend?
Maybe, maybe not. Don't know. Don't care.
49. Have you ever "Jump shake your booty, Jump, Jump shake your booty"?
Why am I still on this planet...?
50. Do you believe in aliens?
Come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with meeee...

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Post  Yehna on Tue Feb 28, 2012 1:10 pm

Oh yeah i forgot about one thing...
For which clan to choose, I'm not quite sure 'cause right now my main focus is to see all story lines and to socialize, play with other guildies, whatever they need to do, whether its a level 50 FP or a heroic 4 at the far end of Coruscent. Hell I would even go help someone on Tython or Ord Mantell if they asked...
To be honest I hesitate between orange and black, maybe a little clarification from the commander dudes would help me decide. Sure thing PvP will never be my main focus, so green is out of the question (nothing against you guys).
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